Going to recommission the barbie tonight, boys.

[SWv2]

If something has a shelf-life of more than 12 months, it is essentially indestructible and will be as edible in 10 years as it is now. FACT.

Christ knows what's in that stuff. Mostly wax, I think.

Good wax all the same.

[World's End Stella]

Good wax all the same.

Bacon as well? Cheese *and* bacon are a must on any decent burger. And it must be processed cheese and crispy bacon.

After that it's up to you but for me - ketchup, mustard, mayo, lettuce, onions (raw) and pickles (dill).

[SWv2]

Bacon as well? Cheese *and* bacon are a must on any decent burger. And it must be processed cheese and crispy bacon.

After that it's up to you but for me - ketchup, mustard, mayo, lettuce, onions (raw) and pickles (dill).

I took the young lad to Wow Burger weekend before last. The females had gone to the theatre but clearly neither of us are gay.

Bacon cheeseburger (double of course, they only do double), grilled mushrooms, grilled onions, lettuce, tomato, WowBurger sauce.

It was simply magnificent.

Side order of chilli fries which I miscalculated as spicy fries but in fact they were fries with chilli on top. Quite the beef feast.

Raw onions, pickles, jalapenos all optional extras.

[Burney]

I took the young lad to Wow Burger weekend before last. The females had gone to the theatre but clearly neither of us are gay.

Bacon cheeseburger (double of course, they only do double), grilled mushrooms, grilled onions, lettuce, tomato, WowBurger sauce.

It was simply magnificent.

Side order of chilli fries which I miscalculated as spicy fries but in fact they were fries with chilli on top. Quite the beef feast.

Raw onions, pickles, jalapenos all optional extras.

Was it not terribly messy? I must admit that I'm coming around to the idea that less is more when it comes to the fillings of a burger. With an overfilled burger, you end up smeared in greasy filth and with bits of the burger dropping onto your plate/lap/shirt/trousers/dog.

[PSRB]

Was it not terribly messy? I must admit that I'm coming around to the idea that less is more when it comes to the fillings of a burger. With an overfilled burger, you end up smeared in greasy filth and with bits of the burger dropping onto your plate/lap/shirt/trousers/dog.

Even a Big Mac pisses me off, lettuce going everywhere

[Burney]

Even a Big Mac pisses me off, lettuce going everywhere

Overfilling is what leads people to eat burgers with a knife and fork.

[World's End Stella]

Overfilling is what leads people to eat burgers with a knife and fork.

No. Insanity is what leads to people eating a burger with a knife and fork. That and insanely dated pretense.

Although I'm with you on the overloading bit. Grilled onions and mushrooms is simply a step too far imo.

[Peter]

Was it not terribly messy? I must admit that I'm coming around to the idea that less is more when it comes to the fillings of a burger. With an overfilled burger, you end up smeared in greasy filth and with bits of the burger dropping onto your plate/lap/shirt/trousers/dog.

Agreed. It becomes a chore. You dont really need all that **** in there anyway.

[Sir C]

Agreed. It becomes a chore. You dont really need all that **** in there anyway.

A cheeseburger needs a burger and some cheese, with lettuce or onion for texture and mayonnaise for lubrication.

Any cheeseburger requiring bacon, mushrooms or onion rings clearly isn't a very good cheeseburger.

[Burney]

A cheeseburger needs a burger and some cheese, with lettuce or onion for texture and mayonnaise for lubrication.

Any cheeseburger requiring bacon, mushrooms or onion rings clearly isn't a very good cheeseburger.

Mayonnaise? You dirty Dutch b@stard.