Dog and Duck 0 Royal Arsenal 3

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Just realistic, b. 22 lads chasing a ball around like junior school kids? We’re supposed to be The Arsenal, for all love.

I quite like it, C. None of those beastly Britishers putting our back 4 under pressure. A young black winger doing the biz coming from the yoof team, not costing 70 millions. And Auba showing he's about 3 or 4 divisions above everyone else on the pitch.

Maybe we should move to Germany after Brexit. Come 2nd to Bayern and make the CL most years.

Basically, I'd rather beat the Dog and Duck instead of drop points at Watford.

I mean, even Mustafi found this level to his liking.

[Sir C]

I quite like it, C. None of those beastly Britishers putting our back 4 under pressure. A young black winger doing the biz coming from the yoof team, not costing 70 millions. And Auba showing he's about 3 or 4 divisions above everyone else on the pitch.

Maybe we should move to Germany after Brexit. Come 2nd to Bayern and make the CL most years.

Basically, I'd rather beat the Dog and Duck instead of drop points at Watford.

I mean, even Mustafi found this level to his liking.

Consider the dignity of The Arsenal, g. This is making me depressed.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Consider the dignity of The Arsenal, g. This is making me depressed.

The dignity left when we got owned by the Septic. It had been going since we left Highbury and got that green dinosaur.

But how can we even pretend to be dignified with the Septic appointing Dick to manage us?

Let's embrace it, C. Let's move to Germany, come 2nd to Bayern and play in the CL.

No more Sperz, Chavs, Scousers, Mancs and beastly Watford to worry about.

[Sir C]

The dignity left when we got owned by the Septic. It had been going since we left Highbury and got that green dinosaur.

But how can we even pretend to be dignified with the Septic appointing Dick to manage us?

Let's embrace it, C. Let's move to Germany, come 2nd to Bayern and play in the CL.

No more Sperz, Chavs, Scousers, Mancs and beastly Watford to worry about.

I might move to the Andaman Islands. Not the dry one. Or the one with the homicidal savages though. A nice beach, a bamboo shack, no WiFi and no football. That’s what I need.

[Burney]

The dignity left when we got owned by the Septic. It had been going since we left Highbury and got that green dinosaur.

But how can we even pretend to be dignified with the Septic appointing Dick to manage us?

Let's embrace it, C. Let's move to Germany, come 2nd to Bayern and play in the CL.

No more Sperz, Chavs, Scousers, Mancs and beastly Watford to worry about.

I do like the way everyone's now starting to see that I've been right all along. That big, green, choker-wearing, Jurassic Park cash-in, theropod **** has been an embarrassment since day one and his appearance was always the thin end of the wedge.

For me, he bears far more responsibility for the current state of our club than Kroenke, Gazidis and Emery put together.

[Sir C]

I do like the way everyone's now starting to see that I've been right all along. That big, green, choker-wearing, Jurassic Park cash-in, theropod **** has been an embarrassment since day one and his appearance was always the thin end of the wedge.

For me, he bears far more responsibility for the current state of our club than Kroenke, Gazidis and Emery put together.

You only feel that ways because you’re too young to remember the real North Bank, whence he came.

He’s one of us, the great green slipper wearing galoot.

[Burney]

You only feel that ways because you’re too young to remember the real North Bank, whence he came.

He’s one of us, the great green slipper wearing galoot.

I remember the North Bank. I don't remember seeing a 7 foot animal on there. Well, not a green one, anyway.

[Monty92]

I remember the North Bank. I don't remember seeing a 7 foot animal on there. Well, not a green one, anyway.

Don't be mean - as a kid I used to dream about being inside Gunnersaurus.

[Sir C]

I remember the North Bank. I don't remember seeing a 7 foot animal on there. Well, not a green one, anyway.

That's because he was buried underneath it. For millions of years. He was killed in a fight with Raquel Welch in a fur bikini.