What's your Christmas dinner menu

[Sir C]

I'll be in Egypt so gawd knows... Sheeps brain? Camels bollox starter?

You know they don't allow booze there, right?

[Pokster]

You know they don't allow booze there, right?

Yes they do... certainly in the hotels and local eateries, I don't expect bb to be slumming it

[Burney]

You know they don't allow booze there, right?

Never mind that. It's the lads cutting his facking head off with a fruit knife he needs to be worrying about.

[Sir C]

Never mind that. It's the lads cutting his facking head off with a fruit knife he needs to be worrying about.

At least after a few ales it wouldn't sting so much.

[Burney]

At least after a few ales it wouldn't sting so much.

I've met bb and an orange jumpsuit really wouldn't suit him.

[Ash]

I've met bb and an orange jumpsuit really wouldn't suit him.

I wonder where ISIS got their supply of standard-US-prison-issue orange jumpsuits from.

[Rich]

You know they don't allow booze there, right?

My trip to Riyadh was an eye opener, I have to say. When they say there's no booze there is ACTUALLY no booze. Not a black market for it (that I could find). Nothing.

This meant water with lemon for dinner every night. Coffee is good, mind you.