I thought he had various ladies in his past?Originally Posted by Sir C
He never, ever, not even once, got his winkle wet, b
Are you telling me he died chaste? Poor fellow.
Although I bet the inside of his jag smelt of ale and scotch egg farts.
I thought he had various ladies in his past?He never, ever, not even once, got his winkle wet, b
Are you telling me he died chaste? Poor fellow.
Although I bet the inside of his jag smelt of ale and scotch egg farts.
He 'had' various ladies but only in a 'mooning around quoting poetry' style. My belief is that he was returned to his maker virgo intacto.I thought he had various ladies in his past?
Are you telling me he died chaste? Poor fellow.
Although I bet the inside of his jag smelt of ale and scotch egg farts.
(I suspect there may also have been a background hint of vomit in the Jag, from those mornings when the hangover kicked in that little bit too hard...)
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