If I went on a date with that Amelia chicken shop lady

[Monty92]

I don't think a feel infringes the marriage vows, does it?

I still recall looking over at my slightly priggish mate on his stag do in Barcelona as he feverishly sucked on and groped a stripper's tits and wondering how he was going to convince himself he'd not cheated on his missus.

[Burney]

I still recall looking over at my slightly priggish mate on his stag do in Barcelona as he feverishly sucked on and groped a stripper's tits and wondering how he was going to convince himself he'd not cheated on his missus.

No, not for me. If he'd met someone in a club and snogged her I'd say that was worse than slobbering on a stripper.

[Monty92]

No, not for me. If he'd met someone in a club and snogged her I'd say that was worse than slobbering on a stripper.

Pfffffff!

So going to a prostitute on a stag do wouldn't be cheating either?

[Burney]

Pfffffff!

So going to a prostitute on a stag do wouldn't be cheating either?

Of course. That's actual sex. A stripper is more like a performance art piece. It's a sort of sexual theatre in a controlled environment where each side knows they're not actually going to have sex.

Not my cup of tea, but I wouldn't call it cheating.

[Monty92]

Of course. That's actual sex. A stripper is more like a performance art piece. It's a sort of sexual theatre in a controlled environment where each side knows they're not actually going to have sex.

Not my cup of tea, but I wouldn't call it cheating.

Titty sucking is tangible sexual activity, so I would argue that's cheating. I agree that watching a stripper is not cheating any more than watching porn is.

[Burney]

Titty sucking is tangible sexual activity, so I would argue that's cheating. I agree that watching a stripper is not cheating any more than watching porn is.

What if he'd licked her legs instead? Would that be sexual activity?

I just think your definitions are getting a bit arbitrary here.

[Sir C]

What if he'd licked her legs instead? Would that be sexual activity?

I just think your definitions are getting a bit arbitrary here.

Oh, I wouldn't recommend it. Not at all. They get quite dreadfully sweaty on the pole, you know.

[Pokster]

I still recall looking over at my slightly priggish mate on his stag do in Barcelona as he feverishly sucked on and groped a stripper's tits and wondering how he was going to convince himself he'd not cheated on his missus.

What goes on tour stays on tour... and she wasn't his missus..... so he can say he has never cheated on his wife

[Sir C]

I still recall looking over at my slightly priggish mate on his stag do in Barcelona as he feverishly sucked on and groped a stripper's tits and wondering how he was going to convince himself he'd not cheated on his missus.

Wasn't he concerned about saliva from customers earlier in the evening infesting the boobies? Perhaps he isn't worried about licking strangers' dried saliva. Might explain why he had a temperature. :shrood:

[Burney]

Wasn't he concerned about saliva from customers earlier in the evening infesting the boobies? Perhaps he isn't worried about licking strangers' dried saliva. Might explain why he had a temperature. :shrood:

I wouldn't go near these dirty ladies, personally.