What's a good London hotel which would make you look good to a chick, without being

[Rich]

Any central London hotel under £400 a night is going to be a squalid shítpit.

If you want to play, you've got to pay.

Before I moved to Wimbledon (and therefore have no need for hotels in London), I tried a Premier Inn hub. Tiny little rooms but well appointed and fine for a night of rest. Think I paid £180 to stay in the Goodge St one & if one intends to be out and about then it seems like a good option, to me.