Hang abouts! If we win our two games in hand on Liverpool we're back in the top four

[Pat Vegas]

Seriously, surely even you get bored with posts like this

I have this image in my head of Monty masturbating furiously as he post these types of threads.

Back in 5

[Luis Anaconda]

I have this image in my head of Monty masturbating furiously as he post these types of threads.

Back in 5

I feel slightly queasy now

[Monty92]

I have this image in my head of Monty masturbating furiously as he post these types of threads.

Back in 5

Which is why I laugh in the face of my girlfriend when she tells me I can't multi-task.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

I have this image in my head of Monty masturbating furiously as he post these types of threads.

Back in 5

Do you suppose he can touch his own skinless pecker with the tip of his nose?

[redgunamo]

Do you suppose he can touch his own skinless pecker with the tip of his nose?

I sometimes wonder if he can actually do anything else. Obviously I don't wonder about this very often.

No, not very often at all.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

I sometimes wonder if he can actually do anything else. Obviously I don't wonder about this very often.

No, not very often at all.

I should think if he ever engages in a little soixante-neuf with his GLW, the tip of his outrageously large olfactory organ penetrates her back passage. Whether she finds this edifying or not is a perfectly valid subject for idle speculation methinks.

[Ash]

Do you suppose he can touch his own skinless pecker with the tip of his nose?

You are Ken Livingstone and I claim my five pounds.

[Burney]

You are Ken Livingstone and I claim my five pounds.

Did you see this, a?

https://twitter.com/qynq/status/849208319692681220

[Ash]

Did you see this, a?

https://twitter.com/qynq/status/849208319692681220

I like that twitter account's Bladerunner avatar.