Everton are playing in Tanzania :yikes:

[Sir C]

Croxteth is hardly Beverley Hills, to be fair. He'll be fine.

I'd rather a lifetime in Dar than 30 minutes in Croxteth; it's the difference that will freak him out.

With any luck the **** will contract bilharzia.

[Burney]

I'd rather a lifetime in Dar than 30 minutes in Croxteth; it's the difference that will freak him out.

With any luck the **** will contract bilharzia.

Nematodes. They cause Bilharzia. They go into little water snails and then come out again and lurgy people.

I remember once editing a friend's dissertation on the subject. That's all I remember of it. That and some pictures of glum-looking Africans.

[Sir C]

Nematodes. They cause Bilharzia. They go into little water snails and then come out again and lurgy people.

I remember once editing a friend's dissertation on the subject. That's all I remember of it. That and some pictures of glum-looking Africans.

I once heard a septic ask a guide if he could leap off the boat into the Zambezi for a swim. He was cautioned against it. "Bilharzia?" asked the intrepid explorer. "Crocodiles", replied the lugubrious local, rolling his eyes... (This was the same septic who asked where hippos lay their eggs.)

[redgunamo]

I'd rather a lifetime in Dar than 30 minutes in Croxteth; it's the difference that will freak him out.

With any luck the **** will contract bilharzia.

Yes, certainly rather him than me.