I dreamed I lived in a stalinist state where keeping chickens had become mandatory

[Burney]

You non-chicken-keeping ****.

Why does one 'keep' bees, chicken and fish? Why does one not simply 'have' them?

[Sir C]

Why does one 'keep' bees, chicken and fish? Why does one not simply 'have' them?

Is it because they are dependent?

I'm down to one chicken. Poor, lonely Millicent. I don't want to get new ones until she dies, but it's sad to see a poor old hen trotting around without any sisters to keep her company.

[Burney]

Is it because they are dependent?

I'm down to one chicken. Poor, lonely Millicent. I don't want to get new ones until she dies, but it's sad to see a poor old hen trotting around without any sisters to keep her company.

I don't think bees are dependent. They do their bee thing and we just provide the hive and nick their honey.

I have been considering bees recently. But it's a lot of arseing about and getting stung just for honey given that I probably eat about a quarter of a jar of honey a year.

I could make mead, I suppose.

[Sir C]

I don't think bees are dependent. They do their bee thing and we just provide the hive and nick their honey.

I have been considering bees recently. But it's a lot of arseing about and getting stung just for honey given that I probably eat about a quarter of a jar of honey a year.

I could make mead, I suppose.

I've looked into it. Maintaining the correct hive temperature is critical. Also you have to feed the buzzy little fúckers.

[Rich]

I've looked into it. Maintaining the correct hive temperature is critical. Also you have to feed the buzzy little fúckers.

Isn't the whole point of bees that the eat/absorb/drink nectar and in turn provide vital pollination services to our flora?

[Rich]

Is it because they are dependent?

I'm down to one chicken. Poor, lonely Millicent. I don't want to get new ones until she dies, but it's sad to see a poor old hen trotting around without any sisters to keep her company.

How about a cockerel to pay her his respects?

[SWv2]

Why does one 'keep' bees, chicken and fish? Why does one not simply 'have' them?

I have fish.

I try to keep them but the wee fúckers keep dying with alarming regularity.

[PSRB]

I have fish.

I try to keep them but the wee fúckers keep dying with alarming regularity.

Contemplating getting another tropical fish tank, just keep coming back to the same thought, "Can I be bothered?!"

[Burney]

I have fish.

I try to keep them but the wee fúckers keep dying with alarming regularity.

Are these indoor fish or outdoor fish, sw?

[SWv2]

Are these indoor fish or outdoor fish, sw?

Indoor.

Your everyday average tropical fish B - the guppy, the platy, the Tetra.