Boots Tuna & Mayo sandwich.

[Sir C]

You are wrong, again.

I am in fine fettle this morning. In fact people have commented on my cheerful disposition, complete strangers in the street etc.

Hmm. A little too much protesting, methinks.

Pressures of work? Trouble at home? Finding it more and more difficult to satisfy Mrs W in the conjugal areas as the years take their toll? You can tell us, sw.