You know the old jokes about getting older and your prostate swelling,

[Sir C]

You fackin need to be son. You're a big poncy toff and I'm a horny handed working class son of toil. I poke myself in the eye with a sharp stick when I'm bored and I've got tattoos on my bellend.

Ooh, I do find you rather exciting when you get all rough and manly, h. :chaseme: