Is there a more pointless utensil than a pizza cutter?

[Burney]

Yes there is, although I grant you it is very similar to your candidate.

I present for your consideration the mezzoluna.

I shout at Nigella because she uses one of these pointless objects. It’s a sign of someone who has no knife technique and therefore doesn’t really know what they’re doing imo.

[Sir C]

I shout at Nigella because she uses one of these pointless objects. It’s a sign of someone who has no knife technique and therefore doesn’t really know what they’re doing imo.

Her knife skills are non-existent. Like her once-plumpcious beauties.

[Burney]

Her knife skills are non-existent. Like her once-plumpcious beauties.

You see very few women with good knife skills. It might be something to do with having tits - although, now I think of it, Tom Kerridge has good knife skills, so that can’t be right.

[Chief Arrowhead]

Her knife skills are non-existent. Like her once-plumpcious beauties.

WHAAAATT??????? Wha' 'Appened?? Say it ain't so!!!!