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Thread: Blokes on moped mounted the curb and snatched the missus's phone this morning

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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Rode off and gave her a cheery wave, the cheeky wee scamps.

    Three police officers came round to do their thing. Turns out they are legally not allowed to chase people on bikes in case they fall off. Hence, an epidemic of phone snatchings across the capital.

    Least it wasn't acid, 'spose. I'd have had to dump her.
    Why are you on here and not out looking for the ****s?

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Why are you on here and not out looking for the ****s?
    They would probably throw acid in m's face, tbf, thus ruining his pride and joy.

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