Can I just apologise unreservedly to the woman on the Victoria line

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I saw Nigella on the telly last night, h. She seems to have lost about half her bodyweight and looks a bit haggard. Her tits and arse have virtually disappeared. As I watched, I thought about how much this state of affairs would distress you.

She's probably trimmed back her egregiously hairy clung-piece as well

I saw the stills B and it did indeed horrify me. Looks like she underwent a double mastectomy. Those lovely big lovely pendulous great big titties all gone gone gone. And I did also find it hard to imagine would still leave the garden to grow wild. Some witch of life coach, beautician, fitness consultant will have insisted on it

[Burney]

I saw the stills B and it did indeed horrify me. Looks like she underwent a double mastectomy. Those lovely big lovely pendulous great big titties all gone gone gone. And I did also find it hard to imagine would still leave the garden to grow wild. Some witch of life coach, beautician, fitness consultant will have insisted on it

There, there, h. You'll just have to find another matronly type to fixate on.