How can you be 30 years old and not know how or where to buy furniture, a? How?! Has she never seen an advertisement break? Or a retail park? Can she not use the internet? I am simply dumbfounded by the sheer lack of savvy.
On another note, I see that everyone's recommending IKEA to her. I do hope she buys her furniture there, at which point I will take great delight in pointing out that its founder and owner is a Nazi.