:shrug: Bread Sauce..

[Sir C]

I just found out about this rather strange, but potentially delicious concoction. My first thought was, "Why have the AWIMB gimps not opined on this subject? Why am I just finding out about this?"

Then again, I suspect some sort of trick as in, "I can't believe you ****ing made it and tried it? Hahaha". Y'all are fond of doing that to us loveable, yet gullible, Septics.

Evidently this is posited as some sort of perfect accompaniment to the Thanksgiving turkey, etc. Some sort of cure all for every poorly cooked dish presented. Soothes tart cranberries, adds richness to gruel-like gravy, etc. So what gives?

I am an expert in this stuff, chief, as my wife insists I prepare it for her regularly. (She is properly English.)

Take it from a chap who knows. It is like peculiarly tasteless wallpaper paste, except that the texture is really revolting.

It's bread boiled in fúcking milk for the sake of all that's holy!

Bleeeurgh.

[Burney]

I am an expert in this stuff, chief, as my wife insists I prepare it for her regularly. (She is properly English.)

Take it from a chap who knows. It is like peculiarly tasteless wallpaper paste, except that the texture is really revolting.

It's bread boiled in fúcking milk for the sake of all that's holy!

Bleeeurgh.

It should never boil. See, chief? He knows nothing.