Some revelations on AFTV recently:

IWobi form dipped because of his bitter ex girlfriend who has been telling people he has a small dick!!! (I’m guessing it’s the type of girl whose use to 12 inch WMDs)


His dad and uncle Jay Jay blasted him big time for his night out...essentially telling him he’s ruining his career and it could be the kick up the backside he needed. Wenger is aware of this so wasn’t too hard on him.

Walcott decided to leave after being benched for iWobi despite his shenanigans

And finally...Alexis has a huge tax bill to pay off from his tins at Barca. If another club had jumped in with a mega salary he would’ve said no to United....might still do.

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My own theory on Lacazette- he gets subbed because there’s a clause in his contract where Arsenal pay a significant bonus to Lyon for full completed matches...the clause possible specified that 75 minutes or more counts as a full game.

We’ve done this with other players so would’ve be surprised if it’s the same with him.