Postal vote despatched, for what it's worth.

[Sir C]

Just looked at mine, the Brexit bird is Teixeira Hambro

Christian peoples Alliance might be worth a go...

My Tory is called Gareth Bacon.

Gareth Bacon is the name of a character from a sitcom, not a bloody MP.

[Burney]

My Tory is called Gareth Bacon.

Gareth Bacon is the name of a character from a sitcom, not a bloody MP.

Mine's taken over from Mark Prisk. She's a woman of some sort. Claims to have supported Brexit 'all her life', which is a good trick as she's older than me.

We've actually got a UKIP candidate in our constituency. I'd forgotten about them.