Disableds kicking off (figuratively) about plastic straws

[Sir C]

Hmmm.

I am not sure that a grown up, apart from when in McDonalds or Five Guys or a similar establishment, ever really needs a straw for drinking. Certainly with respect to a Bloody Mary it would be down the hatch in a few mouthfuls rendering the whole straw engagement a nonsense.

Have a word with yourself else you end up like thon Dutch ponce.

And the post-breakfast pina colada enjoyed on one's sun lounger next to the pool?

You simply haven't thought this through.

[SWv2]

And the post-breakfast pina colada enjoyed on one's sun lounger next to the pool?

You simply haven't thought this through.

Never had one in my life.

Too sweet I suspect. In the case you refer to I would have an ice-pop and 2 lagers.

[Sir C]

Never had one in my life.

Too sweet I suspect. In the case you refer to I would have an ice-pop and 2 lagers.

You can make a passable breakfast pina colada at home by adding rum to one of they Innocent pineapple and banana smoothies.

It's a healthy start to the day sw.

[Burney]

You can make a passable breakfast pina colada at home by adding rum to one of they Innocent pineapple and banana smoothies.

It's a healthy start to the day sw.

My father took to putting rum in his morning porridge a few years ago.

Fair enough, I suppose. He's over 70. What harm can it do?

[Sir C]

My father took to putting rum in his morning porridge a few years ago.

Fair enough, I suppose. He's over 70. What harm can it do?

Hmm, I wouldn't hold with that sort of behaviour at breakfast.

I mean porridge, for fúck's sake. What is he, a wannabe jock?

[Burney]

Hmm, I wouldn't hold with that sort of behaviour at breakfast.

I mean porridge, for fúck's sake. What is he, a wannabe jock?

He seems to be of the opinion that Green Tea and Porridge are the elixir of life.

I suppose at that age, such considerations become rather more urgent.