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Thread: Welp, I'm here in Vienna lads. Not as many prostitutes as I had been led

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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    I thought the whole point of whoring is that it's supposed to be fairly effortless, straightforward

    He should just approach random Fräuleins and wave dollars at them in return for sex. Seem to remember reading that was how it used to work in Vienna.

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    He should just approach random Fräuleins and wave dollars at them in return for sex. Seem to remember reading that was how it used to work in Vienna.
    A jar of coffee also works well. Or nylon stockings. :thirdman:

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    A jar of coffee also works well. Or nylon stockings. :thirdman:
    I quite liked their coffee culture.
    Though as I had multiple meetings each day it was getting a bit mad of amount of coffee I had drank in a day.

    I also like the fact that Spa supermarkets there are quite nice places.

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    He should just approach random Fräuleins and wave dollars at them in return for sex. Seem to remember reading that was how it used to work in Vienna.
    That certainly worked for me, give or take a couple of hundred kilometres anyway.

    It worked rather too well, in fact
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    He should just approach random Fräuleins and wave dollars at them in return for sex. Seem to remember reading that was how it used to work in Vienna.
    That is in fact my approach.

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