That was a terribly disappointing chinese.

[Burney]

Didn't stick to my guns, see? Others wanted to order the proper stuff. 'Sea-Spiced Szechuan Pork', that sort of nonsense.

No ribs. No balls. No gloop. No party.

'Sea-spiced'? So...salt and MSG, then?

[Sir C]

'Sea-spiced'? So...salt and MSG, then?

I've no idea, to be fair. By the time the food arrived I was several beers and a bottle and a half of Fleurie in.

I need a pint and some food.

[Burney]

I've no idea, to be fair. By the time the food arrived I was several beers and a bottle and a half of Fleurie in.

I need a pint and some food.

Happily, I'm sure The Pied Bull will be able to answer these needs. Would sir care for the Philly Cheese Steak (I think this is a steak sandwich)? The roast beef ploughmans? Or the ham, double and and chips?

[Sir C]

Happily, I'm sure The Pied Bull will be able to answer these needs. Would sir care for the Philly Cheese Steak (I think this is a steak sandwich)? The roast beef ploughmans? Or the ham, double and and chips?

Dear God, ham egg and chips? That might save my bacon, as it were.

A pint of Guinness is also definitely required.

[Burney]

Dear God, ham egg and chips? That might save my bacon, as it were.

A pint of Guinness is also definitely required.

Don't choose too soon. They also offer a 'Barley risotto' with fresh thyme, kale and roasted baby carrots.

God, being a vegetarian must suck. No wonder they're all such miserable ****s.

[Sir C]

Don't choose too soon. They also offer a 'Barley risotto' with fresh thyme, kale and roasted baby carrots.

God, being a vegetarian must suck. No wonder they're all such miserable ****s.

Barley is one thing - but barley risotto? How can it be risotto when it's entirely lacking in ris?

I'd eat it with a rare steak on the side, mind.