Mamma Mia Italy gone

[Burney]

little dig??? You say you don't watch the tournament but then complain Italy are negative... how is that a dig???

I can't be arsed with the sheer tedium I'm afraid

[Pokster]

Brilliant reasoning, well done b

[Burney]

Brilliant reasoning, well done b

Listen, I make no secret of the fact that I think international football is largely wànk, but nowhere have I ever said that I don't watch World Cup or European Championship games. Nowhere - that's just something you've invented for the purposes of argument.

Indeed, me saying that I believe such tournaments are a bit shît is in fact proof that I've actually watched them since if I hadn't I wouldn't have an opinion, would I, ffs? I think the Champions League is shït, too. Does that mean I've never watched it either? Ditto the Olympics?

So if you're going to invent a premise out of whole cloth in order to argue with me, don't act all fücking surprised if I choose not to engage with you or find the idea of doing so unutterably fücking tedious.