'Man finds own amputated leg on cigarette packets without consent'

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

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I have to say that the tendency to to plaster deformity/amputee porn all over cigarette packets is one of the most repellent developments of the last decade or so. When you go somewhere where they don't cover up the fags, you're just confronted with this solid wall of amputations, growths, throat-holes, gangrenous extremities, diseased lungs and rotten teeth. It's fúcking rank.

Read thon book Sir C recommended. You'll then consider such imagery light hearted and jolly.

[Sir C]

Read thon book Sir C recommended. You'll then consider such imagery light hearted and jolly.

Ha! You got to the good bits, then.

[Burney]

Read thon book Sir C recommended. You'll then consider such imagery light hearted and jolly.

The Wolf and the Watchman? Oh, yes. That's all good fun. I must say, I did laugh when the author first doubled down on the grimness by making the poor chap become the shít-eating sexual plaything of perverted toffs.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

The Wolf and the Watchman? Oh, yes. That's all good fun. I must say, I did laugh when the author first doubled down on the grimness by making the poor chap become the shít-eating sexual plaything of perverted toffs.

Aye. It conjured images which I cannot now un-see

It did become rather weighed down by the need to add an unexpected dramatic twist to even the most peripheral sub-plot. I think the author had the last laugh though by managing to fashion, after so much dante-esque horror, something approaching a happy ending

[Burney]

Aye. It conjured images which I cannot now un-see

It did become rather weighed down by the need to add an unexpected dramatic twist to even the most peripheral sub-plot. I think the author had the last laugh though by managing to fashion, after so much dante-esque horror, something approaching a happy ending

I did think that removing all his teeth so they could all orally sodomise him without negative consequences was a nice touch.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I did think that removing all his teeth so they could all orally sodomise him without negative consequences was a nice touch.

I reckon if I wrote a modern noir under a Scandi nom-de-plume in which the protaganist kills his victims by plucking out an eyeball and sodomising the bloody socket, it would cause quite a stir - shame I can't write.

You do it b and buy me a beer for the idea!

[Burney]

I reckon if I wrote a modern noir under a Scandi nom-de-plume in which the protaganist kills his victims by plucking out an eyeball and sodomising the bloody socket, it would cause quite a stir - shame I can't write.

You do it b and buy me a beer for the idea!

Hmmm. Not being a Swede, I'm not sure I could muster the requisite levels of gory perversion, h. That said, I do like the idea of you - who have offered people the most baroque sado-sexual tortures on here over the years - getting all queasy over a book.

You're a sensitive wee flower underneath it all, h, aren't you?

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

You're a sensitive wee flower underneath it all, h, aren't you?

You needn't think that kind of sweet talk's getting me into that shed of yours