I see the Irish Prime Minister is now trying to suggest that UK planes won't be

[Ash]

Did you know that if you own your house, you own the land it is built on, the structure, and the sky directly above it, but not the ground beneath - so if you strike oil in your back garden, it doesn't belong to you, but the crown.

I read that on the internet so it must be true.

If we owned the ground beneath I could theoretically patrol my section of the Northern Line with a shotgun shouting "get orf moi land!" at passing trains.

[Burney]

If we owned the ground beneath I could theoretically patrol my section of the Northern Line with a shotgun shouting "get orf moi land!" at passing trains.

The irony of which being that that wouldn't make you the maddest or most threatening man on the Northern Line. You'd barely make the top 10, in fact.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

The irony of which being that that wouldn't make you the maddest or most threatening man on the Northern Line. You'd barely make the top 10, in fact.

Whenever I am forced to travel the Northern Line, I prowl up and down the carriages bellowing into passenger's faces that I have an atom bomb in my pocket and they must pay for having murdered my mother.

I learned a long time ago there is only ever one nutter on any train so to avoid the nutter on the train, one must simpy be the nutter on the train.

[IUFG]

Whenever I am forced to travel the Northern Line, I prowl up and down the carriages bellowing into passenger's faces that I have an atom bomb in my pocket and they must pay for having murdered my mother.

I learned a long time ago there is only ever one nutter on any train so to avoid the nutter on the train, one must simpy be the nutter on the train.

I walked into bloke on a corner at Kentish Town station a couple of years back.

We both checked our pockets before walking off.

Well, he looked like the nutter...

[Ash]

I walked into bloke on a corner at Kentish Town station a couple of years back.

We both checked our pockets before walking off.

Well, he looked like the nutter...

It's actually quite hard not to bump into people around Kentish Town station. Someone thought it a good idea to put a station entrance, a bus stop and a fruit 'n veg stall all on the same bit of pavement.