Article in the paper this weekend claimed that each 30 minute run adds 7 hours to your life.Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
Lying bástards.
Article in the paper this weekend claimed that each 30 minute run adds 7 hours to your life.
Lying bástards.
We need to invent a fitbit type device that counts down your life but shows on the other side life gained by running.
By this logic if you run lets say 2 hours a day you will live forever.
Is it a guaranteed 7 hours too? so by running it means you are immune to say car accidents, allan attack, etc?
Last edited by Pat Vegas; 04-21-2017 at 09:12 AM.
It's health nazism gone mad I tell you!
Speaking of health, how is sir feeling today?
Rather wobbly, I'm afraid. We'll be leaving shortly. I ma to be driven to Ripon this afternoon. Being driven feels like having a dental extraction sans anaesthetic to me. It will not go well.
Angela Rippon?
My wife says vertigo is quite common in people over a certain age. Labyrinthitis or something?
That's the one. Is this my lot from now on?
No. Apparently it's an acute infection (usually viral) rather than a chronic condition. It's controllable with medication and usually fûcks off after a couple of weeks at most.
As a wise man once sort of said - it just feels like it
Thinking about it though, the time dilation effects of near-light speed travel slows clocks down, so if you ran fast enough everyone else will have aged relative to you, enabling you to live longer. M'lud.
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