Good grief, I've never seen so many bed wetters on Twitter.

[Burney]

So b, given your legendary ability to read the political landscape with such uncanny prescience, can you assure me that there is no prospect whatsoever of that scruffy shambolic **** Boris Johnson ever occupying Number 10?

I mean fer fuxake he doesn't even seem capable of brushing his hair. I'll bet the **** can't wipe his arse either!

Oh, no. There's every hope. May's premiership has been so inadequate to the task that I think it has sounded the death knell for the technocratic, centrist placeholder for years to come. The party is going to have to get that or die on its arse and be replaced by something more right wing. It's going to be a wild ride from here on in.

[Peter]

Oh, no. There's every hope. May's premiership has been so inadequate to the task that I think it has sounded the death knell for the technocratic, centrist placeholder for years to come. The party is going to have to get that or die on its arse and be replaced by something more right wing. It's going to be a wild ride from here on in.

Be realistic. Nobody wants that job at the moment and nobody will want it until we are out of the EU and the mess is officially May's fault. Currently, PM is a worse job than being the England manager. Or even the Arsenal manager....

[Burney]

Be realistic. Nobody wants that job at the moment and nobody will want it until we are out of the EU and the mess is officially May's fault. Currently, PM is a worse job than being the England manager. Or even the Arsenal manager....

She wanted it. She got it. She fùcked it up.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Oh, no. There's every hope. May's premiership has been so inadequate to the task that I think it has sounded the death knell for the technocratic, centrist placeholder for years to come. The party is going to have to get that or die on its arse and be replaced by something more right wing. It's going to be a wild ride from here on in.

Well one thing I am certain of if he does get the keys, is that it will be only a couple of months before he engenders your very deepest odium and I look forward to seeing you craft your finest vitriol for him

[Burney]

Well one thing I am certain of if he does get the keys, is that it will be only a couple of months before he engenders your very deepest odium and I look forward to seeing you craft your finest vitriol for him

Oh, I think Boris is a charlatan with few or no intellectual or ideological underpinnings. For all that, however, he is preferable to all the current alternatives (other than Jacob Rees-Mogg PBUH, of course).