Perhaps Sanchez is the type of player who cares more about scoring goals than winning

[World's End Stella]

ffs - your knowledge of popular culture is as sparse as your knowledge of football and finance. If one is to compare him to a comedian, he does of course look like Marty Feldman - nothing like Rowan Atkinson

That would be 5'6" Marty Feldman with long, curly brown hair?

Marty's eyes, Rowan's face and build = Mesut Ozil