So tomorrow, a man is going to rip two wisdom teeth out of my head.

[Burney]

3 of 4 done with no major pain, had 2 fillings disintegrate in the last week.......that'll be cheap to fix

Lately, dentists are having quite the party in my mouth. As one of them explained oh-so-tactfully last week, this is because we are all still basically cavemen from an evolutionary point of view and would be dead by now if we lived in a state of nature. And, since our teeth haven't evolved to catch up with our longer lifespans, our teeth tend to conk out at this point, so people in their early-to-mid 40s tend to need a lot of dental work to put their teeth in some kind of shape to see us through to the end.

After imparting this wisdom, he handed me a bill for 800 quid. Cünt.