Missing Cesc is too easy, which player from the post Highbury era that never really

[Sir C]

If Nasri's career was unfulfilled, he had no-one to blame but himself, the ugly, lesbian b@stard.

He's only 30 and he's slumming it in Turkey. Madness.

One like to imagine groups of Turks using him Lawrence of Arabia-stylee, but more lesbonianwise.