There is no-one quicker than me to denounce the french as a

[Burney]

bunch of snail eating ****s, especially if I have to wait more than five minutes in the ski lift queue, but I have to say I have warmed to Msr Macron and I think our Theresa has too.

In every shot I've seen of them at Sandhurst she appears to be somewhat charmed by the young fellow and would rather like to leave some of that lurid red lipstick on his cock (or I'm no judge of women).

Well he does favour the older woman, of course. The teacher-shagging weirdo.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Well he does favour the older woman, of course. The teacher-shagging weirdo.

Who doesn't want to shag the teacher b? Right up there with policewomen, nurses and your mum.

[Burney]

Who doesn't want to shag the teacher b? Right up there with policewomen, nurses and your mum.

Shagging her is one thing (although it doesn't reflect well on her, of course). Marrying her and being stuck with an auld hag 20 years your senior is weird, though. The bloke's not right.