You're all leaking into your panties about our 'signings'.

[Burney]

We've actually signed:

1. The new Carlos Vela
2. A centre half we won't see for at least 12 months.

Apart from this we've borrowed some bloke from Real Madrid for a year.

Borrowed. For a year.

Fúck me, in the darkest days of our skintness we did more to refresh the squad than this.

Hear him! Hear him!

We're also supposedly interested in some scotchman, ffs!

A scotchman, for all love!

[IUFG]

Hear him! Hear him!

We're also supposedly interested in some scotchman, ffs!

A scotchman, for all love!

there has never been a decent Scotcher at The Arsenal. Ever.




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[Sir C]

there has never been a decent Scotcher at The Arsenal. Ever.




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Nonsense. Frank McLintock was tremendous.

[Burney]

Nonsense. Frank McLintock was tremendous.

And of course, the scotch make excellent Arsenal managers.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Nonsense. Frank McLintock was tremendous.

Thon Peter Marinello did a few excellent photo shoots as I remember. Attracted an extra 20 girls to his first appearance at THOF before plummeting into obscurity.

In this picture he appears to be developing slightly girly titties,

[Peter]

Nonsense. Frank McLintock was tremendous.

Alex James is generally regarded as one of our best ever players.

[Sir C]

Alex James is generally regarded as one of our best ever players.

Was he a jockanese?

I've never liked the sound of him, to behonest. In fact, I maintain a healthy scepticism about all the supposedly 'great' players of the 30s/50s. I suspect they were actually a bit ****.

[Ash]

Was he a jockanese?

I've never liked the sound of him, to behonest. In fact, I maintain a healthy scepticism about all the supposedly 'great' players of the 30s/50s. I suspect they were actually a bit ****.

Best player my old grandad ever saw. And he was a West Ham fan.

"Son," he said to my dad, "That Alex James is who you want to play like".

[Peter]

Was he a jockanese?

I've never liked the sound of him, to behonest. In fact, I maintain a healthy scepticism about all the supposedly 'great' players of the 30s/50s. I suspect they were actually a bit ****.

He was scotch. He may well have been ****. I have a similar opinion of many of the players in the 60s. I still think pele was ****, and a ****.

[Arsenal Alcoholic Review]

Was he a jockanese?

I've never liked the sound of him, to behonest. In fact, I maintain a healthy scepticism about all the supposedly 'great' players of the 30s/50s. I suspect they were actually a bit ****.

Wilf Copping would have dragged that little faggot Messi kicking and screaming to the potting shed.