Anyone else feeling uncomfortable about having a slightly lewd tingle in

[Burney]

I like the Pied Bull but it was Saturday morning and all about sitting awhile by the river in lazy contemplation. Actually I was impressed by the Lion. It used to have a sort of Harvester feel, when I went there many moons ago, but now it looks all smart and trendy. I might try a lunch there sometime.

The half was for her, wasn't it? Wtf would I be doing with a half?

Oh, right. She was quaffing ale, was she? Oh, dear.

Mind you, I was rather taken aback when I went into the pub with E and she ordered a pint of numbers.

I may try The Lion if you say it's nice these days.

[Sir C]

Oh, right. She was quaffing ale, was she? Oh, dear.

Mind you, I was rather taken aback when I went into the pub with E and she ordered a pint of numbers.

I may try The Lion if you say it's nice these days.

Numbers? What is numbers?

We should do lunch. Ndxt week. Wednesday?

[PSRB]

Numbers? What is numbers?

We should do lunch. Ndxt week. Wednesday?

Not heard that for ages, Pint of 1664

[Sir C]

Not heard that for ages, Pint of 1664

Ooh yuck.

I had a pint of Red Stripe the other day. It's like fúcking syrup.

[Burney]

Numbers? What is numbers?

We should do lunch. Ndxt week. Wednesday?

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[Burney]

Seize-cent-soixante-quatre

Oh and I meant 'yes'. How very accidentally rude of me to apparently ignore your kind suggestion.

[Sir C]

Oh and I meant 'yes'. How very accidentally rude of me to apparently ignore your kind suggestion.

Wednesday 1st it is. Shall we try the Lion?

[Burney]

Wednesday 1st it is. Shall we try the Lion?

Absolutement. It seems to serve something called a lobster fishcake.

[Sir C]

Absolutement. It seems to serve something called a lobster fishcake.

The menu is suspiciously large. I'm guessing that Brake Bros, the freezer and the microwave are doing the bulk of the heavy lifting here.