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    Seclusion - as it is known in mental health terms. Usually the last resort.
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    Seclusion - as it is known in mental health terms. Usually the last resort.
    Just taze the fúcker, surely?

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Just taze the fúcker, surely?
    I don't think they had tazers in those days.

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I don't think they had tazers in those days.
    sleep mallets.
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    Seclusion - as it is known in mental health terms. Usually the last resort.
    To be fair, short of using a tranquiliser dart, I don't know what else they could have done with the little fvcker. If you got in his way, he'd take you down - and being battered by a rampaging mong is not a happy prospect, I can tell you.

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    To be fair, short of using a tranquiliser dart, I don't know what else they could have done with the little fvcker. If you got in his way, he'd take you down - and being battered by a rampaging mong is not a happy prospect, I can tell you.
    Some sort of cattle prod would have been handy.

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Some sort of cattle prod would have been handy.
    The birch.

    I genuinely have no idea what it even is but was regularly threatened with it in my youth.

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    The birch.

    I genuinely have no idea what it even is but was regularly threatened with it in my youth.
    It’s what they use on homosexualists in The Isle of Man, I think.

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