Good heavens, f! Were you naked? If not, how did the emission make its way to the sofa?Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
not the same thing but I jizzed on someones sofa by accident once.
I was sleeping on the sofa and had a wet dream. Which I've maybe had twice in my life.
I can see how that could happen. It does have a nasty habit of getting everywhere, especially if you aren't able to contain it quickly.
Such a persistent and distinctive stain as well.
And women think they have it bad with their bleeding vaginasSuch a persistent and distinctive stain as well.
I was wearing just boxer shorts and a t-shirt. I woke up confused and hung over and then you realise somethings not right.
then I couldn't decide what to do.
Also then later I went into the bathroom and I some how managed to make the glass shelf fall off and smash
It was some girl I knew who was 'looking after' the place for some bloke she knew
complete mayhem. obviously it didn't go exactly how I planned as I was on the sofa.
This thread needs Snin. He had some interesting tales in this area.
I do not remember this happening on Some Mothers Do Have ThemI was wearing just boxer shorts and a t-shirt. I woke up confused and hung over and then you realise somethings not right.
then I couldn't decide what to do.
Also then later I went into the bathroom and I some how managed to make the glass shelf fall off and smash
It was some girl I knew who was 'looking after' the place for some bloke she knew
complete mayhem. obviously it didn't go exactly how I planned as I was on the sofa.
10 characters? Pile of cund.
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