Hmmm. Churches in France do seem to be suffering a terrible run of luck lately.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

It seems to be quite the jump from rubbing poo on a cross to burning down the Notre Dame, no?

[Pokster]

It seems to be quite the jump from rubbing poo on a cross to burning down the Notre Dame, no?

I will state your reputation that this was a horrible accident

[Rich]

It seems to be quite the jump from rubbing poo on a cross to burning down the Notre Dame, no?

What do you suppose the modus operandi is for excrement smearing? Do you crap in a bag and take it with you there. Then spread it with a spatula or similar?

[Burney]

It seems to be quite the jump from rubbing poo on a cross to burning down the Notre Dame, no?

Not much of a jump from setting fire to Saint Sulpice to setting fire to Notre Dame, though, is it?