Tonight I will be attending MK Dons v Charlton in the league cup.

[Burney]

And you sloped off to the football?

Nice.

In my defence, she was several weeks early, the impatient little brat. Also, I'd left R with my mother in case it all went off and had gone to the game with the old man.

[Sir C]

In my defence, she was several weeks early, the impatient little brat. Also, I'd left R with my mother in case it all went off and had gone to the game with the old man.

My word, I bet he was quite the ray of sunshine during and after

I went to my parents' house after the game to see my pa, who'd be sent home to die, and he spoke his last cogent words to me. "Could you fetch me my cigarettes please?" which was funny, given that it was some months since he'd been in a condition where he was capable of smoking, and then, "Lost? To Wimbledon?"

Next day, deaded.

Good timez.

[Burney]

My word, I bet he was quite the ray of sunshine during and after

I went to my parents' house after the game to see my pa, who'd be sent home to die, and he spoke his last cogent words to me. "Could you fetch me my cigarettes please?" which was funny, given that it was some months since he'd been in a condition where he was capable of smoking, and then, "Lost? To Wimbledon?"

Next day, deaded.

Good timez.

Look on the bright side, though: he died when we were still champions and didn't have to watch Dennis miss that penalty.

[Sir C]

Look on the bright side, though: he died when we were still champions and didn't have to watch Dennis miss that penalty.

He was always Charlton at heart, though. He used to drink in the Royal Standard with Derek Hales and Mike Flanagan. That's a point, I must remember tonight that I'm supporting Charlton. I hope their supporters do a good line in mockery on a 'south London' theme.

[Burney]

He was always Charlton at heart, though. He used to drink in the Royal Standard with Derek Hales and Mike Flanagan. That's a point, I must remember tonight that I'm supporting Charlton. I hope their supporters do a good line in mockery on a 'south London' theme.

Charlton were always the nice South London club, weren't they? Mind you, compared to Millwall, it's hard not to look nice.

I remember Mike Flanagan playing for Palace. He had a cracking moustache/perm combo, a face like a bulldog and appeared to be several stone overweight.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Charlton were always the nice South London club, weren't they? Mind you, compared to Millwall, it's hard not to look nice.

I remember Mike Flanagan playing for Palace. He had a cracking moustache/perm combo, a face like a bulldog and appeared to be several stone overweight.

black arse. Totally BNP. TH got that breakaway goal and they were spitting nails cos it was clearly "fackin offside". I resisted the temptation to point out that he started his run from a position at least 5 years on-side.

I was also at the Wimbledon defeat btw.

[Sir C]

black arse. Totally BNP. TH got that breakaway goal and they were spitting nails cos it was clearly "fackin offside". I resisted the temptation to point out that he started his run from a position at least 5 years on-side.

I was also at the Wimbledon defeat btw.

Wait, 3 of us were at some random league game at Selhurst Park in November 1998? What are the chances of that?

[Burney]

black arse. Totally BNP. TH got that breakaway goal and they were spitting nails cos it was clearly "fackin offside". I resisted the temptation to point out that he started his run from a position at least 5 years on-side.

I was also at the Wimbledon defeat btw.

Hang on. You measure distance in temporal units? This is some next-level, Stephen Hawking linesman sh1t, h.

Mind blown.