Everton are playing in Tanzania :yikes:

[Sir C]

I doubt he'll see much outside the airport, his five-star hotel and the football stadium, tbh.

But that's exactly what I mean. The airport at Dar is a corrugated iron shed, and I was once asked very politely to move seats at dinner in the 5 star hotel because a crack had appeared in the floor, from which was pouring a river of human sewage