A comment I heard on the radio this morning

[Burney]

I attended a function and sat at a large round table with two women either side of me. They both began stroking my thigh beneath the table cloth, completely without provocation and independent of each other.
I recall being slightly drunk at the time but amidst the fog, my biggest problem was how to extricate myself from this little menage a trois and leave each of them feeling they could leave with both of their dignities intact.
:-/

The way you've written that suggests that they were stroking the same thigh.

[Peter]

The way you've written that suggests that they were stroking the same thigh.

THere are also two women either side of him. He was on for a five-way and turned it down?!

[Burney]

THere are also two women either side of him. He was on for a five-way and turned it down?!

Christ, I think I'd turn down a five-way. A two-way is struggle enough these days.

[Peter]

Christ, I think I'd turn down a five-way. A two-way is struggle enough these days.

Technically five separate rape charges as well. Sod that!

[Pokster]

The way you've written that suggests that they were stroking the same thigh.

They were his mum and his gran..... both like the right leg more i believe