You can answer my question from the other day then, are you going back to Selsdon?Originally Posted by Burney
I'm not allowed out of the office, can't work from home (fair enough really as I'd be on my allotment if I were) and have nothing meaningful to do except prepare a 'handover document' of dubious value.
BOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRREDDDDDDDD!
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
No. Dartford.
I've got to write 200 words on airplane cabins if you fancy doing that
Don't say anymore la. You'll ruin the image you've cultivated of being on overseas delegation, while working at the cutting edge of news and current affairs..
Airplane? Airfúckingplane? Are you a septic?
What about aircraft cabins?
Depends on which Aeroline has them
Riddle me this. Which airline first put lie flat beds into business class and changed the whole paradigm at one fell swoop? God bless whoever it was, anyway.
Qatar? I'm sorry I have a cold
I think he should call the piece ‘Plane Speaking’ just to annoy you.
Believe it or not, that's the name of the Old Elthamian's magazine. Because of the big plane tree outside Central Hall.
A pun. They're using a pun.
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