Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
The details escape me now; sucking away at a bottle of Bells tends to have that effect.

It was a family-sized box of sausages, though. There were hundreds of the búggers. I remember wishing I'd thought to get some mustard.

I often eat naked. Actually, during the recent hot spell I have spent the majority of my weekends naked, dressing only when required to leave the premises, which doesn't happen often.
Yes. The heat has reduced many of us to an unfortunate state of nature. I took to wandering around naked, as well. I would never eat naked, though. That's a step too far for me.

Also, Bells? Cheap cocktail sausages? Were you down to your last tenner?