Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
At least he won't look like gammon.

And a Turk DEFINITELY wouldn't have voted for Brexit.
I had such a chap work me over in a Turkish bath in Istanbul. He was the hairiest thing, human or animal, I have ever seen. His back hair was unimaginably luxuriant. When he soaped me up and rubbed up against me it was like being washed with a hairy flannel.

I did not get an erection.