If I went on a date with that Amelia chicken shop lady

[Monty92]

Of course. That's actual sex. A stripper is more like a performance art piece. It's a sort of sexual theatre in a controlled environment where each side knows they're not actually going to have sex.

Not my cup of tea, but I wouldn't call it cheating.

Titty sucking is tangible sexual activity, so I would argue that's cheating. I agree that watching a stripper is not cheating any more than watching porn is.

[Burney]

Titty sucking is tangible sexual activity, so I would argue that's cheating. I agree that watching a stripper is not cheating any more than watching porn is.

What if he'd licked her legs instead? Would that be sexual activity?

I just think your definitions are getting a bit arbitrary here.

[Sir C]

What if he'd licked her legs instead? Would that be sexual activity?

I just think your definitions are getting a bit arbitrary here.

Oh, I wouldn't recommend it. Not at all. They get quite dreadfully sweaty on the pole, you know.