And we've turfed Santi out* as well :-(

[Sir C]

Do you train them by throwing USB sticks?

Your views on the appointment of the speudo-French/Spanish hybrid underwhelmer, a?

[Ash]

Your views on the appointment of the speudo-French/Spanish hybrid underwhelmer, a?

Having geared myself up for the excitement of the daring appointment of our former dashing number eight, a player I admired greatly, I have to admit to being slightly disappoint.

However, this fellow did well with his former clubs, and has the advantage of experience, so I am optimistic that he will be a good appoint.

Perhaps we could hire Mourinho as interpreter.

[IUFG]

Having geared myself up for the excitement of the daring appointment of our former dashing number eight, a player I admired greatly, I have to admit to being slightly disappoint.

However, this fellow did well with his former clubs, and has the advantage of experience, so I am optimistic that he will be a good appoint.

Perhaps we could hire Mourinho as interpreter.

Never mind your disappoint at the manager. Call me a traditionalist but WTF is that abortion of a home shirt for next season?

[Ash]

Never mind your disappoint at the manager. Call me a traditionalist but WTF is that abortion of a home shirt for next season?

My word. Worst since the Charlton shirt abomination.

Puma out!

[Burney]

My word. Worst since the Charlton shirt abomination.

Puma out!

We wear red shirts with white sleeves, ffs! How hard is that to remember? We do not wear a red shirt with white shoulders and gay pink bits on the sleeves.

What the fvck is wrong with these people?

[Ash]

We wear red shirts with white sleeves, ffs! How hard is that to remember? We do not wear a red shirt with white shoulders and gay pink bits on the sleeves.

What the fvck is wrong with these people?

Somewhere in Germany is a 24 year-old design graduate who probably supports Bayern Munich and who was given the assignment of a football kit with the vague theme of red shirt with white sleeves. He took his opportunity to be 'creative' with it.

[Sir C]

Having geared myself up for the excitement of the daring appointment of our former dashing number eight, a player I admired greatly, I have to admit to being slightly disappoint.

However, this fellow did well with his former clubs, and has the advantage of experience, so I am optimistic that he will be a good appoint.

Perhaps we could hire Mourinho as interpreter.

He failed to win the league with PSG one year, a. Now I don't want to be harsh, but surely it's harder to avoid winning the league with PSG than it is to actually win it?

Also, Sevilla went a whole season without winning away. A whole season.

Also, we will be his 7th club in 12 years. He is a butterfly or, to put it another way, a ****.

These things all combine to distress me.

[Burney]

He failed to win the league with PSG one year, a. Now I don't want to be harsh, but surely it's harder to avoid winning the league with PSG than it is to actually win it?

Also, Sevilla went a whole season without winning away. A whole season.

Also, we will be his 7th club in 12 years. He is a butterfly or, to put it another way, a ****.

These things all combine to distress me.

Wait until you see the new strip. It's basically a visual acknowledgement that we are no longer The Arsenal.

[Sir C]

Wait until you see the new strip. It's basically a visual acknowledgement that we are no longer The Arsenal.

My word. That really is repulsive. Bleeurgh.

[Burney]

My word. That really is repulsive. Bleeurgh.

Gay pink bits, for all love!!

I watched the Thorpe thing last night. Not too grim with the bumming. Huge Grunt tells the fella to get onto all fours, reaches for the pot of Vaseline and then thankfully it cuts to the next scene.