Oi Bignose!

[Sir C]

You only rise then as you need a p1ss imho

I get up at about 5:30 every day for a píss, and I'm wide awake so I don't go back to bed. I've finished my run, showered, dressed and breakfasted by 6:30. Then I sit around scratching my arse until 9.

It's all fúcked up.

[Burney]

I get up at about 5:30 every day for a píss, and I'm wide awake so I don't go back to bed. I've finished my run, showered, dressed and breakfasted by 6:30. Then I sit around scratching my arse until 9.

It's all fúcked up.

My bowels tend to be what wake me up rather than my bladder.

[Sir C]

My bowels tend to be what wake me up rather than my bladder.

It is important to start the day with a good emptier, in my opinion. Sets one up nicely.