I must confess that I didn't think in a 1,000 years would Iran admit that they had

[Sir C]

Wise words, sc

I speak as a man whose inability to control his knob has resulted in two attempts on my life and, worse, one hideously expensive divorce.

[Burney]

I speak as a man whose inability to control his knob has resulted in two attempts on my life and, worse, one hideously expensive divorce.

Here's the thing. Why should it be that women are forgiven so much for their hormonal imbalances (PMT, menopause, post-natal depression,etc), but nobody ever makes any allowance for the fact that we're hard-wired to fire our gametes up any compliant female within shouting distance? It's not fair imo.

[PSRB]

I speak as a man whose inability to control his knob has resulted in two attempts on my life and, worse, one hideously expensive divorce.

Been there as well. Have a rather lovely 27 old South African in our office who seems to have taken a shine to me. Christmas Party she showed some rather revealing photos of herself to me. I showed immense restraint and walked away.
1. I'm a good boy
2. She's married to some lunatic Afrikaans fella

[Sir C]

Been there as well. Have a rather lovely 27 old South African in our office who seems to have taken a shine to me. Christmas Party she showed some rather revealing photos of herself to me. I showed immense restraint and walked away.
1. I'm a good boy
2. She's married to some lunatic Afrikaans fella

You're going to bone her. You know it, she knows it, we all know it.

Git r done, p.

[Burney]

You're going to bone her. You know it, she knows it, we all know it.

Git r done, p.

It's a lot of effort, though, isn't it?

[Sir C]

It's a lot of effort, though, isn't it?

Oh I don't know. How much effort can you expend in 33 seconds?

[Burney]

Oh I don't know. How much effort can you expend in 33 seconds?

If it were just that, then no problem. But it's all the faffing about involved before and afterwards that's such a nawse.

[PSRB]

If it were just that, then no problem. But it's all the faffing about involved before and afterwards that's such a nawse.

All the secrecy and planning involved.

[PSRB]

You're going to bone her. You know it, she knows it, we all know it.

Git r done, p.

Nah, not worth the risk

[Burney]

Nah, not worth the risk

I note that we are both ruling it out due to the risk/reward imbalance and not on the grounds that we love our wives very much and would never dream of hurting them, etc, etc.

We're terrible people, p.