Ugo Ehiogu gone

[Sir C]

It's health nazism gone mad I tell you!

Speaking of health, how is sir feeling today?

Rather wobbly, I'm afraid. We'll be leaving shortly. I ma to be driven to Ripon this afternoon. Being driven feels like having a dental extraction sans anaesthetic to me. It will not go well.

[Pat Vegas]

Rather wobbly, I'm afraid. We'll be leaving shortly. I ma to be driven to Ripon this afternoon. Being driven feels like having a dental extraction sans anaesthetic to me. It will not go well.

Angela Rippon?

[Burney]

Rather wobbly, I'm afraid. We'll be leaving shortly. I ma to be driven to Ripon this afternoon. Being driven feels like having a dental extraction sans anaesthetic to me. It will not go well.

My wife says vertigo is quite common in people over a certain age. Labyrinthitis or something?

[Sir C]

My wife says vertigo is quite common in people over a certain age. Labyrinthitis or something?

That's the one. Is this my lot from now on?

[Burney]

That's the one. Is this my lot from now on?

No. Apparently it's an acute infection (usually viral) rather than a chronic condition. It's controllable with medication and usually fûcks off after a couple of weeks at most.