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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    I wonder if you spaffed your load at the exact same time as Rich.
    I've said it before and I'll say it again: there's something actively un-sexy about women playing football.

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I've said it before and I'll say it again: there's something actively un-sexy about women playing football.
    Is it the unavoidable shadow of the gender pay gap that looms over every game that kills it for you?

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Is it the unavoidable shadow of the gender pay gap that looms over every game that kills it for you?
    No. I think it's just that watching women performing what I cannot help but think of as an inherently male activity jams my sexy signals.

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    No. I think it's just that watching women performing what I cannot help but think of as an inherently male activity jams my sexy signals.
    Isnt it just that they are **** at it?

    I watched ten minutes and it looked like somebody had televised a pub game. The goalkeepers are appalling and the defending pretty bad. Also, nowhere near enough cheating and diving.

    Women's cricket is also unwatchable.

    Women are just **** at sport. The tennis is borderline watchable but then I don't like tennis.

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    Isnt it just that they are **** at it?

    I watched ten minutes and it looked like somebody had televised a pub game. The goalkeepers are appalling and the defending pretty bad. Also, nowhere near enough cheating and diving.

    Women's cricket is also unwatchable.

    Women are just **** at sport. The tennis is borderline watchable but then I don't like tennis.
    They had to bring the boundaries in for girl cricket. Mind you, I remember watching it before they did and there were literally no boundaries ever. Jesus it was dull.

    Women are smaller, slower, weaker, less aggressive, less co-ordinated and have poorer visual acuity and spacial awareness than men. Of course their bloody sports are rubbish compared to the male versions!

    These are simply biological facts. Why is it even controversial to state this?

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    They had to bring the boundaries in for girl cricket. Mind you, I remember watching it before they did and there were literally no boundaries ever. Jesus it was dull.

    Women are smaller, slower, weaker, less aggressive, less co-ordinated and have poorer visual acuity and spacial awareness than men. Of course their bloody sports are rubbish compared to the male versions!

    These are simply biological facts. Why is it even controversial to state this?
    Because women are also unreasonable ****s and have been convinced that they are as good (arguably better) as men at everything.

    My Sunday team had a 20 minute kick about with a good women's team. They couldn't get near us. It was a joke.

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    Because women are also unreasonable ****s and have been convinced that they are as good (arguably better) as men at everything.

    My Sunday team had a 20 minute kick about with a good women's team. They couldn't get near us. It was a joke.
    As I've said on here many times before, the only Women's sports that are just as enjoyable to watch as the Mens is Skiing (Downhill, Super G, Giant Slalom and Slalom), not the tricks stuff as they're just not powerful enough to pull of the properly cool stuff

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    Because women are also unreasonable ****s and have been convinced that they are as good (arguably better) as men at everything.

    My Sunday team had a 20 minute kick about with a good women's team. They couldn't get near us. It was a joke.
    Yes, unfortunately, people have become convinced that equality means ignoring demonstrable biological realities in favour of dogma.

    And women always point to outliers as though they were the norm. "What about Serena Williams?', they'll say - ignoring the fact that a/ Serena Williams is a physical freak and b/ that even despite that freakery, she would lose to the top 100 male players.

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I've said it before and I'll say it again: there's something actively un-sexy about women playing football.
    Sexier than men playing it though, I suppose?

    I think the trouble is that you're not really supposed to watch football for the sex. Well, perhaps for a different sort of sex; the one there's nothing wrong with.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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