Ooh, Masterchef Professionals!

[Burney]

What of the spaghetti, c? Did you add sufficient salt to the water to make it 'as salty as the Mediterannean'? Did you cook it until just al dente but not chalky?

Shall we tell him pasta has eggs in?

[TheCurly]

Shall we tell him pasta has eggs in?

lol....ooh....i didn't actually eat it,b
I'm not a poof or owt

[Burney]

lol....ooh....i didn't actually eat it,b
I'm not a poof or owt

Very wise, c. Foreign muck.

[Sir C]

Shall we tell him pasta has eggs in?

Does pasta count as a vegetable? It's got wheat in.

[Burney]

Does pasta count as a vegetable? It's got wheat in.

No. Fried slice made with beastie fat has wheat in and it's definitely not a vegetable.