So it seems I'm going to Lisbon for a short break. What's good there, then?

[Luis Anaconda]

Can't remember, was arse-holed from the moment I arrived until I left. Do vaguely remember enjoying it though

Similarly I can recommend the hospitality village from the Euro 2004 final but little else. I spent a couple of hours in the airport once as well - nice chicken place

[Burney]

Similarly I can recommend the hospitality village from the Euro 2004 final but little else. I spent a couple of hours in the airport once as well - nice chicken place

You people are no use.

[Sir C]

You people are no use.

It was hot when I was there. Stinking, stinking hot. The main square was set up to hold the thousands of England supporters gathered foir the game against whoever it was. My chum went into a Portaloo to relieve himself and came out crying, "That's not a bog, it's a fúcking piss sauna!"

Piss sauna. 15 years down the road and I still chuckle at 'piss sauna'.

[PSRB]

Similarly I can recommend the hospitality village from the Euro 2004 final but little else. I spent a couple of hours in the airport once as well - nice chicken place

In fairness, my recollection of Munich is similar