I'm trying to decide whether I prefer my Hula Hoops in beef

[Sir C]

I have to do it with Ritz crackers these days. Seriously, the whole point of a Ritz cracker is the lumps of salt, surely?

Carrs Melts. Superior to your Ritz cracker in all respects.

[PSRB]

Carrs Melts. Superior to your Ritz cracker in all respects.

Ritz biscuits with Primula cheese made into a little biscuity sandwich

Carrs Cheese Melts for actual proper cheese board stuff

[Sir C]

Ritz biscuits with Primula cheese made into a little biscuity sandwich

Carrs Cheese Melts for actual proper cheese board stuff

I once saw a tube of Primula cheese with, wait for it, prawns.

The really distressing part of the story is that I bought the tube of Primula cheese with prawns, and I ate the tube of Primula cheese with prawns.

[Burney]

I once saw a tube of Primula cheese with, wait for it, prawns.

The really distressing part of the story is that I bought the tube of Primula cheese with prawns, and I ate the tube of Primula cheese with prawns.

I don't think I've ever knowingly eaten Primula cheese. Does this mean I'm part of the out-of-touch metropolitan liberal elite?

[Sir C]

I don't think I've ever knowingly eaten Primula cheese. Does this mean I'm part of the out-of-touch metropolitan liberal elite?

I think the liberal elite eat Primula cheese, but ironically. It's basically Dairylea in a toothpaste tube, but the addition of prawns was a work of genius.

[Burney]

I think the liberal elite eat Primula cheese, but ironically. It's basically Dairylea in a toothpaste tube, but the addition of prawns was a work of genius.

Do the prawns not block up the nozzle?

[Sir C]

Do the prawns not block up the nozzle?

Not if you squeeze hard enough.

[Burney]

Carrs Melts. Superior to your Ritz cracker in all respects.

Yeah, they're alright. A bit melty, though.

[Burney]

Carrs Melts. Superior to your Ritz cracker in all respects.

Indeed. You'd take a Carr's Melt home to meet mother, but for a good dirty weekend, your Ritz cracker's the thing.